var quote = new Array(48);
quote[0]="There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.";
quote[1]="If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0-T-Shirt";
quote[2]="I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly-T-Shirt";
quote[3]="My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.";
quote[4]="I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking What the hell is this guy doing?";
quote[5]="The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program.";
quote[6]="Thats Interesting!";
quote[7]="Roses are #FF0000Violets are #0000FFAll my baseAre belong to you";
quote[8]="I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code";
quote[9]="Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.";
quote[10]="The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.";
quote[11]="In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?";
quote[12]="Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.";
quote[13]="The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!";
quote[14]="Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...";
quote[15]="A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.";
quote[16]="A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax";
quote[17]="Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.";
quote[18]="JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!";
quote[19]="MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers";
quote[20]="Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.";
quote[21]="The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.";
quote[22]="UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.";
quote[23]="Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny";
quote[24]="C://dosC://dos.runrun.dos.run";
quote[25]="You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.";
quote[26]="1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d-tee shirt";
quote[27]="Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.";
quote[28]="A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.";
quote[29]="How do I set a laser printer to stun?";
quote[30]="There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.";
quote[31]="Whoa! I can submit my prayers via html based forms!";
quote[32]="once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, 'Tis not possible!, i muttered, give me back my free hardcore!quoth the server, 404.";
quote[33]="Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.";
quote[34]="It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard.";
quote[35]="COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key";
quote[36]="If you want me to change my mind, ask me again when I'm not in left-brain mode.";
quote[37]="Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.";
quote[38]="The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.";
quote[39]="Monopoly's just a game son, I'm trying to control the fucking world!";
quote[40]="I see fragged people";
quote[41]="People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.";
quote[42]="Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.";
quote[43]="Lesbian Websites: If one goes down, so does the other one.";
quote[44]="Absolute addressing corrupts absolutely";
quote[45]="LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses";
quote[46]="I'm Thunking your 16bit thought process into my 32bit brain.";
quote[47]="Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.";
quote[48]="There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.";